Today, eavesdropping on 3rd grade tutoring club over the course of ten minutes. I was sitting in the back of the room stifling snorts of laughter and failing to get any work done.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
(Studying suffixes -less and -ful)
Ms. F: "Can you use harmful in a sentence?"
Manuel: "A catful is harmful."
Ms. F: "What's a catful?"
Manuel: "You know. A catful. It can scratch you."
Ms. F: "Do you mean a cat?"
Manuel: "Oh. Yeah."
Manuel: "If you stare at the sun you see sparkles. Like right now, I can't see you, but I know you are there."