Do I attract this stuff? Is it magnetic?
Today during the Lord's Prayer, the little boy right in front of me lost his breakfast. He was smack dab in the middle of the row and his mom's best effort? Her open purse. EWW.
To his credit, I had previously passed judgment on his parents for letting him lie down during the praise choruses. Parent, people, parent. Be involved and take charge! Then he threw up and was greener than the mold growing on the leftovers in my fridge. So then I passed judgment on his parents for letting him come to church in the first place.
I think that fills the vomit quota for blog topics this year.
Also, this game is real. It retails for $11.95 at a toy store near you.